So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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