Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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