I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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