Christians are straight up FREAKS
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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NoShamevember. You game?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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