Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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