My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im holly from the hills drunk
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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