Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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