My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just found a bag of teeth...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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