She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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