There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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