So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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