I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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