You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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