Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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