I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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