Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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