The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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