what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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