Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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