i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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