Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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