Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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