ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
