I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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