A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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