i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Will exercising make me less horny?
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