"it" just moved
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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