Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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