i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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