that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?