i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.