So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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