is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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