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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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