I feel like abortions should bother me more
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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