apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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