My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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