I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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