Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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