I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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