I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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