girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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