I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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