Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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