From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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