I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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