you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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