i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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