we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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