well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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