Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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